Kurt Michaels

Basic Info
Age - 32

Height - 6'0"

Weight - 186 pounds

Hair Color - Brown/Orange

Early Life
Kurt Michaels was the first child born of Vurt and Bessie Michaels. From a young age, Vurt taught him the ways of combat, and Kurt soon fell in love with the art of War. At the tender age of 6 years old, Vurt bought his son a 9mm 1911 pistol, a weapon that Kurt keeps at his side to this day. Practicing his aim in the back yard with cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, fruits, and the local wildlife, Kurt became quite the sharpshooter during the course of his childhood. Gurt and Kurt had a typical older/younger brother relationship - though, more violent than most, the typical day between them consisting of Kurt shooting at Gurt's legs while chasing him around the trailer park. When Kurt reached high school, he always kept his eye out for enlistment opportunities from officials visiting the school - wishing to become a US Marine and go down in history as an expert marksman. As soon as he turned 18, Kurt applied for his GED, passed the test, and headed home to enlist in the Marine Corps.

Military Service
During his time in the Marines, Kurt excelled in both strategic planning as well as field operations. He was under the command of Samuel Conrad Mauser for his tour of duty, who eventually left him for dead out in the field before Samuel was dishonorably discharged. His eagle eye never failing him, Kurt got to be a Staff Sergeant before he was dishonorably discharged for taking one of the helicopters on base for a joyride while high on some of the locals' home-brewed hallucinogenics.

Present Day
Shamefully making his way back to the States, he could only find work at a local Burger King, where he spends all day preparing chicken sandwiches and making little fake guns out of the napkins and pretending to still be out on the field, earning every accolade a marksman can achieve and silently waiting for the day where he may shine again.

While working a late shift at his location, he stopped for a quick snack break to find the restaurant completely empty, save for one single woman - an English teacher from the local high school. When the two made eye contact and saw that their meals - a triple Whopper with 4 slices of cheese, extra mayo and barbecue sauce, 8 strips of bacon, a chicken sandwich patty wedged in between the beef, a large coke, and a small fry - the two knew right then and there that it was love. The two proceeded to have sex in the back room of the restaurant from 2:07 to 6:38 AM, pausing only briefly for snacks along the way. A few months after this encounter, the two got married and have settled down in Michigan.