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The Man Himself
Gurt Michaels

Family
Vurt Michaels (Father)

Burt Michaels (Grandfather)

Bessie Michaels (Mother)

Kurt Michaels (Oldest Brother)

Durt Michaels (Older Brother)

Jessie Michaels (Sister)

Friends
Daniel "Fluffy" Sackson ("Friend" and landlord)

Justin "Electric" Sausage ("Friend", neighbor)

Enemies
Kejaw Sahljaka (Previous friend of Vurt)

Rafi Rakabaka (Evil Entity)

Jibak Rakabaka (Terrorist)

Kabij Rakabaka (Rapper Gurt has beef with)

Samuel Conrad Mauser (White Nationalist who wants to kill Gurt for tipping a black stripper)

Jan Mauser (Ally of Sam Mauser)